Friday, December 20, 2013

Toilets

Ahoy,

Heated toilet seats are the best invention ever!!! I feel like I've been shafted my whole life. You don't even know the terror that would strike my heart when I had to pee in the middle of the night during a cold Chicago winter. I would dread my morning routine, but there was no way around that. Even worse would be the toilet seats when I had to go while we were camping. Bathrooms are so nice here. I contemplated purchasing a heated toilette seat cover to bring back, but a thinks that would be ridiculous. But he doesn't even know what a revolution this is. 

Efficiently flushed,
Jt

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