Tuesday, November 19, 2013

I wrangled his skinny butt

Ahoy,

As promised (because I never break promises to my 1 reader), his answers:

1. Does the toilet paper go over or under the roll? Over [apparently he observed, and noticed I do it under, but also he changed the roll probably less than once a month before I came along]

2. Cats? Dogs? Both? Both

3. Can you eat breakfast for dinner? Yes

4. Cold pizza: yes or no? No

5. Is it acceptable to open presents as they arrive or do you have to wait for the actual birthday or holiday? Wait

6. Should the dirty forks and knives go in the dishwasher with the handle sticking out of the utensil tray or down in the utensil tray? down

7. Is it acceptable to leave dishes in the sink to "soak" overnight, or do they need to be cleaned before bed? Soak

8. Toothpaste: cap on or cap off? Cap on

9. Again on the toothpaste: roll it from the bottom or just squeeze really hard? Roll

10. Are towels a one-time use item or do you use the same towel until laundry day? Same Towel

11. How about washcloths? same washcloth

12. Road trip or flying? flying

13. What's the right thread count for sheets? 800

14. What brand of toilet paper? Any

15. Mayo or Miracle Whip? Mayo

16. Pepsi or Coke? Coke

17. Can you eat the holiday candy out in the display bowl or must it be left there for display? Yes

18. What is YOUR definition of camping? Camping with a tent, sleeping outside

19. Turn the thermostat down when you go out or leave it alone? down when you go out

20. At what point is a garbage bag too full to stuff more trash in it? Can't fit any more in [I don't think he lives by this judging from the state of the recycle bin]

21. How many times is it acceptable to hit the snooze button? until it is annoying to anyone else sleeping

22. Thrift store shopping: great deals or gross? great deals

23. How far in advance is it OK to plan a vacation? 3 months

24. Restaurant reservations: necessary or too restrictive? necessary

25. Roller coasters: love 'em or hate 'em? love em

26. More chocolate chips, less cookie or more cookie, less chips? perfect balance

27. How much orange juice must be left in the container for it to be returned to the fridge? 1 cup

28. Chip clips or just roll the bag up? chip clip

29. Call the doctor or just take some medicine at home? medicine at home

30. Where is the prime location for the TV remote to stay? visible to anyone looking for it

31. Is it OK to have a TV in the bedroom? Yes

32. Should folded clothes be put away, or is it OK to just pull as needed from the basket of clean laundry? Yes [to put away]

33. Do you need to write a grocery list or just wait until you're walking around the store to figure out what you need? either way

34. Making the bed: must-do or waste of time because you're just going to get back in it? not a must do but nice

35. Is it OK to shave/clip toenails in the living room? Sure


flamingly bundled,
jt

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